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November 16, 2009

To be honest I couldn’t decide whether to call these the “best” falls in soccer or the “worst.”  They’re the best in terms of how ridiculously fake they are.  These players are the “best” at crumbling when anyone comes within a six meter radius of their delicate selves.  At the same time they are some of the worst attempts to gain advantage in a sport through cheating.  The following clips contain some of the worst acting you’ll ever see, from athletes who are the best at demonstrating how abs of steel do nothing to stop them from wilting like tulip petals. You’ll want a multi-viewer just to judge who’s worse.

Gilardino

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Slap Happy McPappy

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And the Oscar goes to…

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Cheating Pays Off

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Schumacher’s goal more authentic than Alsonso’s fall

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Ronaldo’s Fancy Footwork

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Steven Gerrard Diving Compilation

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Nice Reaction Time

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The Imperial Collapse

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2 Comments

  • Posted by soccerfan at 12:29pm on 13:02:10

    Playing soccer is physical and sometimes ridiculous, injuries are always keep in mind. I saw the videos and I can say the players sometimes can`t control their self to become physical and loosing their patience.

  • Posted by cathy at 9:19am on 11:03:10

    Some of these videos were simply outrageous and hilarious. It’s a good thing though that not all of them were able to get away with their acting. Shouldn’t pro football players know by now that they are being watched by spectators as if they were under a microscope?

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