To be honest I couldn’t decide whether to call these the “best” falls in soccer or the “worst.” They’re the best in terms of how ridiculously fake they are. These players are the “best” at crumbling when anyone comes within a six meter radius of their delicate selves. At the same time they are some of the worst attempts to gain advantage in a sport through cheating. The following clips contain some of the worst acting you’ll ever see, from athletes who are the best at demonstrating how abs of steel do nothing to stop them from wilting like tulip petals. You’ll want a multi-viewer just to judge who’s worse.
Gilardino
Slap Happy McPappy
And the Oscar goes to…
Cheating Pays Off
Schumacher’s goal more authentic than Alsonso’s fall
Ronaldo’s Fancy Footwork
Steven Gerrard Diving Compilation
Nice Reaction Time
The Imperial Collapse









