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November 5, 2010


So many of my favourite things on earth are red: Ketchup, little riding hoods, etch a sketches…the list is endless. But at the top of my list is the flowing, fiery hair atop those fair, freckled females known as redheads, or gingers. I suffered my first heart break at the hands of one back in high school. At 12-years old I had already acquired a taste for older women. She was 14. Her name was Corrina Lee. How ‘effin perfect is that? Whenever she passed me in a hallway my insides would turn to pudding, while my pudding would retain its chemical composition. One day I summoned all the courage I could muster, equal parts summoning, equal parts mustering, and I handed her a letter. In it I confessed how “neat” I thought she was and how “cool” it would be if we “could” go out sometime. A few days later she wrote back. All the letter said was “You’re going to die alone.” Okay, actually what it said was “I’m flattered but I already have a boyfriend”, but what it said and how I felt were two, very different things.  I had the perfect gold ring picked out for her and everything!  Okay I was obsessed.   The following is a list of my favorite Corrina Lees of the world, hope you enjoy!

Film

Julianne Moore (The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Children of Men)

Emma Stone (Superbad, Zombieland)

Rose McGowan(Machete, Planet Terror, Death Proof)

Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers, Definitely Maybe)

Bryce Dallas Howard (The Village, Terminator Salvation)

Television

Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)

Laura Prepon (That 70’s Show)


Debra Messing (Will and Grace)


Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice)


Alicia Witt ( Spanning across many categories: Twin Peaks, The Sopranos, Dune, she is also a singer and a classically trained pianist)

Sports

Christina Hemme (Model, singer, dancer,WWE wrestler)


Erica Jenkins (Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader)


Angelica Bridges (TV actress, lingerie football player)

Emily Samuelson (Ice dancer)

Jeannie Buss (Executive Vice President of Business Operations of the Lakers, and daughter of Jerry Buss, Lakers’ owner)

Music

Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls, solo singer)

Melissa Auf Der Maur (Basist, Hole, Smashing Pumkins)

Simone Simons (Singer, Epica)

Natasha Hamilton (Atomic Kittens, solo singer/songwriter)

Florence Welsh (Singer, Florence + the Machine)

The Classics

Rita Hayworth (Circus World, Dante’s Inferno)

Lucille Ball (I Love Lucy)

Tina Louise (Gilligan’s Island)

Judy Garland (The Wizard of Oz, A Star is Born)

Maureen O’Hara ( Lady Godiva of Coventry, The Quiet Man)

Vampires

Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica Hanby in True Blood)

Evan Rachel Wood (Sophie-Anne Leclerq in True Blood)

Rachelle Lefevre (Victoria in Twilight and Twilight Saga:New Moon)

Whoever the hell this is

Actresses who played vampires as children, then grew up into age-appropriate hotties

Kirsten Dunst (Interview With the Vampire, Spiderman I-III)

So there you have it folks. For all those Felicia Day fans out there, I didn’t add her to the list because we’ve already included her in our Most Beautiful Women in the World: Sexy Geeks Edition. Feel free to post your favorite redhead in the comments section. I’m off to take a cold shower now.




44 Comments

  • Posted by Spiel at 10:44am on 05:11:10

    So, if someone has red hair, they make this list?

  • Posted by Habibies at 11:21am on 05:11:10

    Really hotest women like chocolate :P

  • Posted by Adam at 11:25am on 05:11:10

    So why do half these women not have red hair?

  • Posted by Dan Bingham at 11:33am on 05:11:10

    @ Adam. If by “half” you mean the blondish picture of Laura Prepon then I apologize, I must have been on mushrooms when I included her in my list of famous red heads. It won’t happen again, I promise. Please don’t beat me.

  • Posted by Alex at 2:18pm on 05:11:10

    “Whoever the hell this is” is Elena Anaya

  • Posted by toy30604 at 2:33pm on 05:11:10

    What about Felicia Day?

  • Posted by chesh at 2:49pm on 05:11:10

    Or Tori Amos for the Music category?

  • Posted by Dan Bingham at 2:51pm on 05:11:10

    @ Alex. Thanks!
    @ 30604, Thanks for the heads up, she wasn’t forgotten, I’ve included why I didn’t add her at the end of the article. Cheers!

  • Posted by coffeerox at 2:54pm on 05:11:10

    where’s Karen Gillan from Doctor Who? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PLQi85xyAac/TBgo7C_4kaI/AAAAAAAACx4/n4cetoy98xM/s400/hhhhhhhhhh.jpg

  • Posted by Rob Frost at 3:15pm on 05:11:10

    Yeah, that was pretty much every red head in show business.

  • Posted by Scifideity at 3:29pm on 05:11:10

    Music category needs a few more additions:
    Marian Call (mariancall.com)
    Alison Sudol (afinefrenzy.com)
    Haley Williams (Paramore http://tinyurl.com/296nt88)
    Tori Amos (as mentioned by chesh)

    Also, Christina Hendricks was in Firefly, not just Mad Men

  • Posted by Garnet at 3:44pm on 05:11:10

    Where am I?

  • Posted by Garnet at 3:46pm on 05:11:10

    Also, how about Gillian Anderson? Scully was super hot.

  • Posted by Trey at 4:13pm on 05:11:10

    I was going to mention Haley Williams,Karen Gillan, and Felicia Day but other people have already…

    also could have added:
    Alyson Hannigan (Buffy, American Pie, How i met your mother)
    Molly C. Quinn (Castle) {i know she’s only 17, but she’s still gorgeous}

  • Posted by g at 4:14pm on 05:11:10

    plus..redheads smell, “down there”…
    i know everyone smells some way or another..but if you lined up 100 redheaded snatches and 100 “other” types of snatches….you’ll get more smellier redheaded ones.

    scientific fact.

    -G

  • Posted by John at 4:34pm on 05:11:10

    Where’s the chick from Desperate Housewives?

  • Posted by kellanist at 4:40pm on 05:11:10

    G, you are retarded in some small way.

    You also missed Alyson Hannigan….one of my fav redheads!

  • Posted by Sweeny Tod at 1:03am on 06:11:10

    Since when is a dye-job considered real? Have of the ladies I saw in the list are dye-jobs: not real redheads.

  • Posted by imjrt at 2:11am on 06:11:10

    Agreed that Gillian Anderson needs to be on the list, as well as Kari Byron, the Mythbuster! A hot redhead that likes to blow stuff up! Schwing!

  • Posted by LAHOTMAN at 6:20am on 06:11:10

    Someone should take a closer look…that ISN’T Lucille Ball!! As a matter of fact, it migh be a man….

  • Posted by kefkah at 10:28am on 06:11:10

    Why isn’t Angie Everhart on this list?

  • Posted by G-money at 5:11pm on 06:11:10

    You could have included Renee Olstead on that list. She’s smoking hot.

  • Posted by Katie at 1:40am on 08:11:10

    Perfect list of red heads. some of them are really gorgeous.

  • Posted by S at 8:25am on 12:11:10

    That’s not Melissa Auf der Maur…

  • Posted by Pffffffftttt at 8:41am on 13:11:10

    And where is Jayma Mays!?

    She’s most gorgeous real red hair woman on the planet. c:

  • Posted by LaMorteNoir at 8:49pm on 11:12:10

    S is right; that is not Melissa Auf De Maur. That is British supermodel Karen Elson.

  • Posted by Akorn at 5:50pm on 09:01:11

    Where the hell is Conan?

    Oh, what’s that…?

    Females only..?

    Okay.

    Where the hell is Conan!?

  • Posted by Gabriel at 9:42pm on 20:02:11

    Natural reds only please. *Sheesh*

  • Posted by Ativan without prescription at 12:05pm on 03:03:11

    Good article. Thank you.
    http://www.box.net/shared/9t7noms0ei

  • Posted by ArtKitty13 at 3:05pm on 13:03:11

    Just as a note, the woman that played that screaming vamp on the end was Elena Anaya as Aleera in Van Helsing

  • Posted by kevinvalor at 2:57pm on 17:03:11

    Here are a few redheads: Esther Williams,Sarah Bernhardt,Mark Twain,Woody Allen,Winston Churchill,Anne Boleyn,Stan Laurel and who can forget Mason Reese

  • Posted by russell brown at 4:01pm on 11:04:11

    love the movie

  • Posted by russell brown at 4:02pm on 11:04:11

    good look yea

  • Posted by sasa at 12:49am on 16:04:11

    that is not Melissa Auf der Maur :(

  • Posted by hardparts at 10:45pm on 17:04:11

    are you kidding, what 3 or 4 dead women, a washed up spice girl, and a who is this? I vote for Czech model Ariel as the hottest redhead ever. Even if she isn’t a natural redhead, (and I don’t know if Laura Prepon is either) she should have been because she looks perfect as one. Best looking eyes ever.

  • Posted by Laurene at 1:23am on 21:09:11

    You’ve omitted probably the most famous redhaired movie actress: Katharine Hepburn

    and don’t forget model Lily Cole

  • Posted by Patrick at 7:02pm on 02:10:11

    you would think if they are going to put Lucille Ball on the list they would use her picture instead of some look-a-like

  • Posted by jp_in_japan at 8:58am on 05:10:11

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1428592640/nm0025745

    Not a real read head.

  • Posted by brightermonk at 8:48pm on 11:11:11

    How about the sexy paloma faith for the music cat love her too bits

  • Posted by zygama at 1:30pm on 04:12:11

    dont forget gates mcfadden for all the trekkies!

  • Posted by BroTwist at 10:04am on 03:01:12

    Now, can we have a list with *real* redheads only?

  • Posted by mike reynolds at 4:27pm on 04:01:12

    My favourite has to be Isla Fisher she is hot as hell and is closely followed by Julianne Moore. Hot as hell in Boogie Nights

  • Posted by sahir at 5:02pm on 21:01:12

    sexi

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